- http://www.theonion.com/kamala-h...ce-is-right-st-1851447231LOS ANGELESTrying to blend in among a group of friends who wore homemade T-shirts expressing their enthusiasm for the program, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly played hooky Thursday as she sat in the Price Is Right studio audience and waited for taping of the game show to begin. I hope no one from workRead more...Posted 5 days 15 hours ago - 05/09/24
- http://www.theonion.com/boy-scou...outing-america-1851464438Boy Scouts of America announced that it is changing its name to Scouting America in an effort to be more inclusive, with the organizations president Roger A. Krone saying, This will be a simple but very important evolution as we seek to ensure that everyone feels welcome in Scouting. What do you think?Read more...Posted 6 days 7 hours ago - 05/08/24
- http://www.theonion.com/bernie-s...eek-reelection-1851462091Shaking off rumors of his retirement, 82-year-old Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) declared his plans to seek reelection, saying in his announcement video that the 2024 election is the most consequential election in our lifetimes.Read more...Posted 6 days 15 hours ago - 05/08/24
- http://www.theonion.com/family-c...ing-heartbreak-1851454959EVANSVILLE, INAfter finding several messages the father of three had sent to women online, members of the local Branson family admitted Wednesday that they couldnt even be mad at their dad after seeing his heartbreaking attempts at cheating. I know I should be upset, but its hard to feel anything other than pityRead more...Posted 6 days 15 hours ago - 05/08/24
- http://www.theonion.com/for-sale...-over-his-head-1851461063Two-bedroom townhouse only 15 minutes from downtown and, Jesus Christ, what was I thinking trying to sell this all by myself? Its too late to go get a realtor now because I know my wife will be all smug about it, after I insisted I could do this myself and save a ton of money. God. I think well just not move.Read more...Posted 6 days 15 hours ago - 05/08/24
- http://www.theonion.com/columbia...-amid-protests-1851461968Columbia University canceled its commencement ceremony after weeks of pro-Palestinian protests that have shaken the campus, despite the fact that other universities have held their ceremonies with few disruptions. What do you think?Read more...Posted 1 week 6 hours ago - 05/07/24
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