Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your political views a secret from your family, knowing how to tell your parents can be difficult.

U.S. The American Society of Plastic Surgeons has officially recommended that surgeons stop doing those gender surgeries on minors that absolutely no one was doing.

LOS ANGELES, CA According to sources, American singer-songwriter Billie Eilish successfully defended her land from members of the Tonga Tribe, an indigenous people native to the LA basin, who claim her home is built on their land.

REDMOND, WA Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful resistance as a means to fight for equal rights among the marginalized and OH NO! THEY BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE!

On a lovely jaunt to the playground this morning, I encountered a most breathtaking and addictive creation known simply as a "slide".

DALLAS, TX One local man's life took an unexpected turn this week, after he was surprised to learn that he had a podcast.

U.S. Mattel has announced the release of "Uno: Even More Brutal Edition" which will include cards that SWAT family members and have them arrested on bogus federal charges.

WASHINGTON, D.C. Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.

U.S. Entertainment fanatics will soon have something revolutionary to look forward to, as an awesome new streaming service will record movie streams onto shiny discs and give consumers the opportunity to buy them and own them forever.

U.S. In a startling turn of events, experts confirmed a statement made by Billie Eilish at the Grammys when she said that no one is illegal on stolen land. However, the experts did make a specific exception singling out Jeff.

Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indigenous peoples, as long as they keep pointing out that the land was stolen.

ANAHEIM, CA A stupid kid visiting Disneyland in a "Hakuna Matata" shirt didn't seem to realize that, in the context of the film The Lion King, the "Hakuna Matata" songa, in its proper context, was communicating that living a hedonistic lifestyle is an abdication of one's God-given duty and higher purposes while barbarians usurped the throne causing chaos ...

SALEM, OR A hotel guest caused quite the stir at a local Holiday Inn Express this week after discovering the presence of ICE at his hotel.

ATLANTA, GA After weeks of discussion, a local Bible study has officially righted the record by changing its name to the "Jennifer Support Group."

LOS ANGELES, CA The entertainment industry was sent abuzz over the weekend after a guy at the Grammys kept saying "Jesus" but did not appear to be using it as a curse word.

NEW YORK, NY Actor Peter Dinklage was reportedly a wee bit annoyed and expressed slight disappointment that he received little praise from the general public after taking a short time to recite a small poem at an anti-ICE protest over the weekend.

U.S. What had been expected to be a delightful lunch was thrown into chaos and threatened to destroy an entire day, as a local man's sandwich was completely ruined after not being cut into triangles.

ST. PAUL, MN Governor Tim Walz has emerged from the den of the Governor's Mansion to declare that there will be six more weeks of rioting and fraud.

U.S. The political system in the United States took a sharp turn away from addressing practical issues facing the nation, as both the Republican and Democratic party platforms were replaced with lists of people they would arrest.

SACRAMENTO, CA Governor Newsom announced today that construction has wrapped on the long anticipated high speed rail project, finally connecting his house directly to the French Laundry.

ARVADA, CO Local dad Craig Smith has spent the past year fervently praying that his daughter Claire will get a decent case of acne from age 14 until about 23.

U.S. The new trove of Epstein documents has revealed damning photos of Microsoft's former assistant "Clippy" visiting Epstein island.

U.S. A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.

U.S. A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.