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- http://babylonbee.com/news/neil-...s-12-popular-song-lyrics/Music, while thoroughly enjoyable and a beautiful form of artistic expression, is often full of logical fallacies and outright misinformation. Having an expert separate the truth from the lies can be helpful.Posted 6 days 9 hours ago - 04/24/25
- Sad: This Guy Spent $500k On Ivy League Education And All He Knows How To Do Is Chant Free Palestinehttp://babylonbee.com/news/sad-t...-is-chant-free-palestine/CAMBRIDGE, MA Local man Asher Grayson, who recently graduated from Harvard with a degree in neuroscience, confessed he feels woefully unprepared to join the workforce because the only thing he knows how to do is chant "Free Palestine!"Posted 6 days 9 hours ago - 04/24/25
- http://babylonbee.com/news/youre...t-the-end-of-the-episode/U.S. A new episode of hit hospital drama Danger Hospital started with a bang an ER doctor told a patient who was definitely going to die by the end of the episode that they were going to make it.Posted 6 days 11 hours ago - 04/24/25
- http://babylonbee.com/news/suppo...-to-pass-cognitive-tests/U.S. As audio clips of another round of oral arguments made their way across social media, results of a new poll revealed that support continued to grow for requiring Supreme Court justices to pass cognitive tests in order to serve.Posted 6 days 13 hours ago - 04/24/25
- http://babylonbee.com/news/god-i...-with-no-artificial-dyes/EARTH Health enthusiasts received exciting news this week, as God introduced a new hydrating, zero-sugar beverage that has absolutely no artificial dyes, no carbs, and is completely devoid of any calories.Posted 6 days 13 hours ago - 04/24/25
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