- http://babylonbee.com/news/repor...ing-out-all-of-the-taste/U.S. A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.Posted 5 days 2 hours ago - 01/30/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/repor...ing-out-all-of-the-taste/U.S. A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.Posted 5 days 3 hours ago - 01/30/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/repor...ing-out-all-of-the-taste/U.S. A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.Posted 5 days 3 hours ago - 01/30/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/exper...er-people-who-deserve-it/U.S. Self-proclaimed journalist Don Lemon was arrested on Friday for allegedly raiding a church service and intimidating its congregation, prompting experts to warn that such actions taken by the DOJ could be a slippery slope that leads to arresting politicians and other people who deserve it.Posted 5 days 6 hours ago - 01/30/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/movie...just-do-spider-man-again/LOS ANGELES, CA A movie studio with access to the entire collected works of humanity for use in its film adaptations reportedly opted to make yet another Spider-Man movie instead, sources revealed.Posted 5 days 6 hours ago - 01/30/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/study...-problems-with-your-kids/WASHINGTON, D.C. A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a great job parenting, and you're the only one having problems with your kids.Posted 5 days 7 hours ago - 01/30/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/chill...-what-they-can-do-to-you/America woke up this morning to the chilling news that journalist Don Lemon had been arrested by the Department of Justice, sending a terrifying message that if you break the law, you too might also be arrested and face the strong arm of totalitarianism.Posted 5 days 8 hours ago - 01/30/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/12-mo...et-jewish-plots-revealed/Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far more nefarious plots they are orchestrating that you don't even know about.Posted 6 days 2 hours ago - 01/29/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/bruce...-until-deportations-stop/COLTS NECK, NJ After putting out a new song titled "Streets of Minneapolis" as a show of support for anti-ICE protesters, musician Bruce Springsteen issued a statement threatening to keep releasing songs until deportations were stopped.Posted 6 days 3 hours ago - 01/29/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/idiot...t-waiting-for-it-to-melt/MONROE, MI A local man was seen shoveling snow in his driveway like some sort of idiot, because apparently, he doesn't know snow just melts and goes away by itself.Posted 6 days 3 hours ago - 01/29/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/man-o...ld-have-laws-and-borders/GREEN BAY, WI Local man Bill Green was outed as a literal Nazi when someone overheard him saying in public that we should have some laws and borders.Posted 6 days 4 hours ago - 01/29/26
- http://babylonbee.com/news/10-se...king-and-feeling-younger/Everyone is looking for ways to slow the aging process these days, but does anything actually work? A few simple tips and tricks can go a long way.Posted 6 days 5 hours ago - 01/29/26
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