U.S. The state of California has officially annexed the state formerly known as Texas.

We know Election Day can be stressful for everyone, even if it is just the midterms. That's why we're here to help you feel your feelings and express yourself properly in the event your side loses.

COLUMBUS, OH Local woman Sarah Mitchell's vote sadly went uncounted Tuesday after election officials discovered she had failed to post a selfie with her "I Voted" sticker.

U.S. After political parties spent $900 million on ads about the affordability crisis, Americans began wondering if everyone could just forget about the election and split that cash to help address the affordability crisis.

MIDLOTHIAN, TX Dallas Jenkins announced the next season of his popular faith-based show about the ministry of Jesus would be called The Chosen: Fire and Ash.

TEMPE, AZ For decades, local husband Danny Gould had yearned for his chronically frigid wife to set the thermostat anywhere below 78 degrees.

SACRAMENTO, CA With pivotal midterm elections taking place across the country, one state added an extra incentive to influence their outcomes, as Governor Gavin Newsom offered electricity to California residents who vote for Democrats.

Californians have been voting blue for years and at some point you just have to ask yourself, "Why?" Our intrepid man on the street interviewed Californians from all over the state to get to the truth and their answers may surprise you!

U.S. According to sources, decades of progress made by various recycling programs across the country have been undone in the span of a month by a single midterm election after multiple homes were spotted with dozens of non-reusable political signs that would soon end up in a garbage landfill.

AUSTIN, TX Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a change.

ANN ARBOR, MI While in obvious possession of a superior argument and bearing full knowledge of the issues at hand, a liberal committed a felony assault.

DALLAS, TX Local Democrat Jeannie Donaldson has sadly begun to run low on clothing space to place more "I Voted" stickers.

Attention, Republicans: This is your friendly reminder to start working to bring prices down before the midterm elections are upon us.

DENVER, CO In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas City game completely forgot to rig the game for the Chiefs.

SACRAMENTO, CA After securing the letter "D" next to his name on the ballot, a Halloween decoration propped up against a front porch has won the governor's race in California.