Budget crises are nothing new for New York City. Though the city has come a long way since the 1970s, when it was over $400 million in debt and required state and federal intervention, New York has been in the red for the past three years. Current projections suggest a surplus for 2026, but it's going to require precise management of city funds to avoid ...

U.S. A new setting on Google Maps was expected to save thousands of marriages by forgoing the optimum travel route to instead direct the husband along the route his wife thinks he should take.

TUCSON, AZ Ahead of the upcoming holiday, local Christian mom Helen Richards reportedly couldn't decide if she should allow her kids to dress up for Halloween or have them get into Heaven instead.

U.S. Airline passengers of the world could finally breathe a sigh of relief, as all major airlines have introduced ejection seats for people who have loud conversations.

ALERT: This is an important public service announcement for anyone planning to enjoy their boats out on the water for the foreseeable future.

LONDON As the fun and excitement of America's Major League Baseball season draws to a dramatic close, the British had reportedly taken it upon themselves to join in and set up their own league. However, they have reportedly mucked it up, sadly getting the rules all wrong, forgetting to wear gloves, using flat bats, and putting some sticks behind home plate ...

GAZA Day-to-day life in the terrorist occupied area of Gaza settled back into its normal pre-war routine, as with Israel's withdrawal to comply with the ceasefire agreement, Hamas was finally able to conduct public executions in peace.

An anonymous source inside The Babylon Bee has published a string of highly embarrassing text messages, which have now begun circulating online. We wish we could go back in time, unsay these terrible things, and beat the people responsible with a sock full of nickels. But we can't, so we're going to do the right thing and address the controversy head-on. ...

WASHINGTON, D.C. After Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson claimed in court today that all black people are mentally disabled, Justice Clarence Thomas gently informed her that it's actually just her.

CHICAGO To reduce spending, the Chicago Police Department has reportedly introduced a new policy where they tape off locations that aren't murder scenes.