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French authorities ordered the total evacuation of nealy 40,00 people in the Cap Ferret peninsula, while more than 10,000 people were evacuated from the west of Madrid, Spain.

Tehran argues that any facility or base in the Middle East that the US military uses for strikes on Iran is considered a legitimate target for retaliation.

Salary growth for Hong Kong degree graduates slowed to a five-year low in 2025, with average annual earnings rising by just 2 per cent and sitting at HK$28,000 (US$3,570) a month as underemployment hit a record high. The University Grants Committee (UGC) released the graduate employment figures for last year on its website on Friday. According to the data, ...

British Prime Minister Andy Burnham was to open his newly created northern office on Friday, as he bids to launch his flagship move to reverse decades of centralising power over England in London. Ahead of officially opening his Number 10 North hub in Manchester, Burnham who replaced Keir Starmer in 10 Downing Street on Monday repeated his vow to put more ...

Chinese battery giant Contemporary Amperex Technology Co Limited (CATL) slightly missed market estimates for second-quarter revenue and net profit, as Chinas weakening demand for electric vehicles (EVs) outweighed benefits from the energy shock. The worlds largest battery maker reported a record 147.79 billion yuan (US$21.8 billion) in revenue and a record ...

A SCHOOL teacher has been charged after he allegedly used AI to make vile child abuse images of students on his work laptop. Robert John Thomas, 73, had taught at a prestigious college in Australia for years but was sacked after the accusations were taken to police. The pensioner, 73, is accused of using his...

TEN people have been confirmed dead after Russia unleashed a barrage of missiles on Ukrainian arms chiefs at an exhibition in Kyiv. Around 100 other attendees were wounded in the strike that triggered a frantic rescue operation, the prosecutor's office reported. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said: Efforts are ongoing to determine the full extent ...

A fatal Madison police shooting caught on video has sparked protests, renewed calls for accountability and intensified debate over race and policing.

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